Text for sculpture exhibition catalogue.

To Do.


Must tidy the workshop.
Grind spatter off steel bench and wipe down with WD40.
Change the blade on the hacksaw and grease the runners.
Sharpen the twist drills on the linisher.

Sweep the floor.
Order grinding disks.
Find all of the little pieces of chalk
And put them in one place.

Get in the truck and go to the galvanisers,
Talk to the galvanisers about the truck
Instead of the rugby because I know less
about the rugby than the truck.

"What is it mate?"
"Oh it's a sculpture for .............,"
"What does it do?"
"Oh it's about the stars and the universe and existence"
"Ah bullshit mate"

Must put more petrol in the truck,
And replace the burnt out brushes on the big drill,
And ah, fuck it, the torque wrench is imperial;
In a metric world.